When your shower is located right behind your pantry, it is a good idea to cook real food once in a while. Why? So that you might notice the water in your pantry from the leaking hot water pipe that runs through the pantry! Don’t worry. Was just a twist on coupling. Pliers fixed it.
When the trailer is rocking, don’t come knocking! Mine was rocking this week… Yes, gave the cat some catnip before I went to bed. First she went sliding on the kitchen floor with the stolen bathroom carpet. Then she hauled her new popup condo into the kitchen to run back and forth through it. When I got up, toys were strewn everywhere. It felt like I was sleeping on a boat!
If you notice that an unusual number of fellow campers at a campground have water filters installed on their water lines, there is likely a very good reason for it. Sniff the water before drinking then run right over to Walmart.
That silly outside shower is wonderful for cleaning the pad underneath the rig when you hookup or unhook the sewer hose. I think you know why. 
If you know anything at all about computers, any amount of geek talk will bring folks running to you for help, even in a campground. I actually made some extra money last week. LOL
The Internet here was down the other night so I could not get on to work. Naturally, I wanted to be sure it was the service and not me. I walked around till I saw a pair outside an expensive 5th wheel in the full-timers section. Turned out to be a great ice breaker and got me a tour of their RV. Even in bad there is good.